Oh My Food.
What a gluttonous holiday I have had. Many snacks, many drinks, and many, many calories.
What about you? I know I wasn't the only one. For instance, the person who stole my credit card two days before Christmas also had a lot to eat at Church's Chicken, Burger King, and Wendy's, all in one night! Then he/she chased it down with a $344 package from DirecTV.
While I cringe at the possibility of losing my hard earned money to some jerk who couldn't afford his own Whopper, I take a little comfort knowing that whoever stole from me probably had one serious case of diarehha after eating at 3 gross fast food chains in one night.
'Tis the season, to steal from innocent strangers. Ooooh wait, no. STEALING IS NOT NICE!
I am just happy to have some backup Christmas cash and some fruits and veggies back in my life. Yule Tide makes me chubby.
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