December 28, 2011

Denim Shards

Finally, indeed! I have been getting so sick of men wearing traditional, adorable, cotton pajama pants around the house or to bed. It's time to liven things up with a splash of acid-washed denim!

Ladies, am I right?!?!

These Pajama Jeans remind me of the good old days, back when I was a preteen shopping at Abercrombie. Remember the torn and shredded jeans that cost twice as much as their in-tact counterparts? What mom doesn't love taking their daughter shopping for ill-kempt pants that totally unnecessarily show the knee thru a webbed shard of denim? Bonus: Abercrombie plays the most migraine-inducing music in all the malls in all the land. Win, Win for a doting mom!

My favorite style of the pajama jeans is obviously the "Knit Jeans Lounge Pants", due to the fact that the "Dark Wash has realistic designs of patches, rips and what looks like your favorite pair of boxers peeking out the top." No, those are not real boxers. And also because "Jeans features designs of rips, tears and a button fly." Yes, yes, and yes! Who doesn't want pre-crappy pants?

The good news is that lounging around the house just got a whole lot trashier. The bad news is that every single style of these denim impostors is Sold Out. For just $12.95 per handsome pair, how am I not surprised?


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