This song, which is surprisingly played an awful lot on XM radio considering that it came out in 2001, never ceases to amaze me.
Just for little lyrics like these, found here:
- Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Just for little lyrics like these, found here:
- Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Thoughts - That doesn't even rhyme. And what the hell kind of freckled beast are you dating that you could still see their freckles from atop a mountain chain?? MISMATCH!
- Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
- Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Thoughts - Oh, honey, no. Since we are still on the mountain theme, you are clearly still referring to that freckly ginger from earlier. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but in addition to being at a high risk for skin cancer, he's clearly also a virgin. Breasts, no matter the size, are not typically mistaken for mountains.
Clearly English is your third language. After Spanish and shaking the ever-loving shit out of your hips.
Great tune though!
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