October 18, 2011


Holy Mother of Moving.

That was an intense weekend. Between moving furniture, unpacking everything I own, and subsequently realizing that I need to win the lottery STAT, this weekend was an exciting blur.

I have either a crick or a pinched nerve in my back and am now going to have to unintentionally do the Robot all day at work, but it was all worth it.

Now I just need a couple of things: A dream closet, blinds (apparently towels and old sheets are not aesthetically pleasing to the neighbors?), a new bathtub, a washer and dryer, to repaint everything I own, to repaint lots of rooms, to reupholster all my couches and chairs, and find the spot in the backyard where the money tree is growing.

Until any of that happens, I’m going to be semi-broke, going around my ass to get to my elbow find a clean shirt and some freaking chapstick, and loving every minute of it...while relaxing on my pink suede couch.

The really good news is that yesterday I only messed up 90% of the home repairs I attempted. Hello new hole that I drilled right smack through the door. And my husband only used 90% of all of the curse words in the English language when he installed the world’s widest and most diagonal toilet paper holder and one half of a towel rack…the other half fell off and is now in time out.

I’d say we have a lot to learn! I will post some before and after pictures soon – assuming there is an after to tell of!

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