April 12, 2013

Hay No Fever


You know how Albert Einstein said, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Well, Marilyn Rush just recently said, "The definition of annoying is talking about pollen and hay fever every year and expecting it to not reappear and/or suck."
If you are a resident of the east coast of these United States of America, you best recognize that pollen is a fact of life. 
Being a veteran of the front desk of various offices for an unspeakable number of years, I can tell you that there is nothing people love to complain about more than the weather.  The #1 weather component of which is pollen.  Let me just tell you, all future visitors of my body circle - I know that pollen exists.  I see it on my car.  I see it on the ground.  I see it all around. 
How about we just agree that I understand from here on out that it is ruining your life.  Every spring.  Every year.  That way you don't have to tell me every time you come inside. 
My dad recently asked me if the pollen was bothering me.  My response: "Only when people talk about it."
Zing.  Shut up with the pollen.
Do you want to hear girls talk about how we want to lose weight all the time?  Because that's also something that will always be a thing.  But it's still obnoxious.  See how that works?

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