July 27, 2010


After many years of observation, I hold these truths to be self evident...

People who have something attached to their belts and/or waists are almost always one of the following:

1) A so-called "blue collar" worker - he or she will be donning either a hammer or a two-way walkie talkie radio on his/her belt.
2) A doctor - he or she will need a pager for when he or she is on call

3) Also wearing a gold chain - this person will undoubtedly be sporting a cell phone holster on his braided leather belt

I know these might sound like stereotypes, but until someone sends be a picture of the CEO of Morgan Stanley or Anna Wintour with a cell phone clip on their belt, I stand by my generalization.

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