July 21, 2010

Oh Joy!

I saw this ad yesterday when I was on PerezHilton.com.

You can imagine my excitement when I realized American Apparel was now selling old lady bathing suits with the wedgie built in!

Oooooh boy! Just when I thought my fat @$$ couldn't look any better on the beach...Enter, high cut, low coverage granny suits! Even the model's back makes this whole emsemble look granny/wrinkly.

See you at the beach! I'll be the one with my butt hanging out, but don't worry, this time it's on purpose.

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