January 02, 2014

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year everyone!  I hope it is shaping up to be a glorious year for you and yours.
This year my resolutions are:
1) To have a baby
2) To stop drinking diet drinks
#1 is pretty obvious.  If I somehow fail at this, I will be...dead.  So fingers crossed for success in this category.
#2 is inspired by the rude, intrusive gas station attendant in Benson, NC who told me on Monday that the Diet Dr. Pepper I was treating myself to was going to cause my baby's head to not fully develop.
Usually I don't take my medical advice from people who work at gas stations, but when I combine the fear that she instilled in me with the common knowledge that artificial sweeteners are bad for you, I decided to go for it.  No more diet drinks for me! 
In more fun resolution news, I also vow:
3) To gain at least 10 more pounds in the next 3 months
4) To start drinking again as soon as possible
Those are the most exciting things I've ever resolved to do.  And mark my words, I will do them!

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