November 29, 2012

Barbie's Secret to Success

Oh 1960's Barbie.  This is rich.  Barbie's Secret to Dieting.

To learn the secrets read this article.  Then buy a scale that doesn't go over 110 pounds.

Bitch please.

The best part of this story is not just that they remade the version to include a diet book with one simple rule: Stop Eating.  It's that they renamed her to Barbie Sleepytime Gal.  That sounds like a direct English translation I saw in Buenos Aires once, Big Sexy Jeans.
Never gonna happen!
Now we know the secrets to Barbie's ageless beauty.  Don't eat!  Never weigh over 110 pounds, and a tight weave!  That seems really realistic and healthy.

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