Not so man-icure

While stuck in travel purgatory this entire day (my flight isn't until 3:50pm :( ), I decided to fill some of my 7 + hours of time to kill with a pedicure!

Not only was there one older man there getting a manicure, there was another younger man getting a pedicure.

And when I say pedicure I don't mean the kinda common man-icure of just cutting cuticles and filing nails.

This guy got a FULL ON pedicure, with bright red nail polish. Something I have never seen in all my years of Vietnamese salons.

I guess a diva is a diva is a diva (and is probably not into girls)!

Cougartown

If I was a lesbian cougar-ette, I would totally be trying to court Meryl Streep.

She is the most charming, beautiful, hilarious older woman that has ever hit the big screen.

And she makes me giggle.

Meryl, if you read Diva Says What, and I'm sure you do, I'd love to be your bff!

Holla at your girl!

Love,

Mamacita

It's getting hot, hot, hot

Just when I thought my walk to work couldn't get any hotter...

This morning there were literally thousands of hot, 20 something guys walking through campus today.

It was like the legendary cicada exodus of hotties!

If I wasn't married and wearing one of my all time worst work outfits, I'd totally have used that to my advantage.

I still have no idea why there are so many of them at once, but they are all wearing the same fraternity shirt, so maybe they are planning a mass suicide or something.

Either way, summer just got a lot hotter!

Time stamp this

Source

As you may recall from this post, I have been on the market for a big chunky watch for quite some time now.

Today I decided to hit up Bluefly.com, hoping they might have some designer discounts on watches.

I click on the watch link, in the accessories section, and my prayers were answered.

http://www.bluefly.com/Designer-Watches/_/N-fqy/list.fly

Literally, the only thing in the "watches" category.

Bluefly, here's some advice. Just go ahead and delete that link altogether. I'm pretty sure your average shopper on the hunt for a watch is not also on the hunt for a $1620 padlock pendant time piece.

And, while I do appreciate the 10% discount...shut the f*#k up.

Sleepy girl

Hot off of the diva tip-line, I present to you - THIS PICTURE! Sent by a fellow weekend warrior in NYC.

Truly a girl after my own heart.


While there are some people in the world, like Kathy Griffin, who say the inappropriate things we all wish we had the guts to say but are too chicken$hit...


There are others, like this hero, who naps where we all wish we could nap, but are too concerned about, well, getting fired. Midday. At work. In front of everyone.


Renegade napper, I SALUTE YOU!


Nap on diva. Nap on.

My singular bag is packed, I'm ready to go

Sometimes, I measure days in "sleeps". I do this because the only thing I hate more than waking up in the morning is trying to fall asleep in the first place.

Therefore, to accomplish a sleep is a really big feat for me.

Anywhoooo, that being said, I only have 2 more sleeps until I get to go on my Honeymoon!

I am so excited I could just pee my pants.

However, I'm doing two really un-diva things regarding the trip.

First, I'm fitting all my clothes for 2 weeks in a backpack...as in, not even checking a bag!

Second, one of the nights we are staying in a hostel that actually used to be a military prison. That means we are actually sleeping in an old prison cell! Romance at it's finest.

Obviously I'll be off the radar for a couple of weeks while I'm gone, but I'll be sure to send some international diva observations whenever possible!