February 21, 2012

I cracked the code



To all near and future honeymooners out there: Please stop posting pictures of yourself in your honeymoon suite in a bathrobe with your new spouse.



We know that means you just had sex. And we don't ever need to know that you just had sex.



Same goes for pictures of the bubble baths you are about to take - and have sex in. As well as the pictures of the rose petals on your bed - that you are about to remove so you can get in the bed and have sex.



This is TMI at it's most obvious. And, especially if you are Facebook friends with your parents, it needs to go away immediately. ICK!

August 16, 2010

Intl Diva Sightings

Here are a few of the diva-inspired international sightings I stumbled upon.

Sporty diva in Prague - and apparently in flight?


I don't like what you say, so shut up.

Don't be fooled by the rotten yellow tape, divas pee to the right.



July 29, 2010

My singular bag is packed, I'm ready to go




Sometimes, I measure days in "sleeps". I do this because the only thing I hate more than waking up in the morning is trying to fall asleep in the first place.

Therefore, to accomplish a sleep is a really big feat for me.

Anywhoooo, that being said, I only have 2 more sleeps until I get to go on my Honeymoon!

I am so excited I could just pee my pants.

However, I'm doing two really un-diva things regarding the trip.

First, I'm fitting all my clothes for 2 weeks in a backpack...as in, not even checking a bag!

Second, one of the nights we are staying in a hostel that actually used to be a military prison. That means we are actually sleeping in an old prison cell! Romance at it's finest.

Obviously I'll be off the radar for a couple of weeks while I'm gone, but I'll be sure to send some international diva observations whenever possible!