Fancy Pantsy...Donut?

Mommy, what's a Fancy?

And why do I want one so bad?

Who's a Foodie, What's a Foodie

I'm not really sure I like the term "foodie".  Because let's be honest, liking food isn't exactly a unique characteristic.

 

Besides one borderline crazy person I once knew that was "allergic to food", everybody likes food.  You aren't a "foodie" because you like food.  You are a human who eats food to survive. 

 

But if I am a "foodie" because I love food, I guess I am also a "airie", a "waterie", a "shelterie", etc.  Because I really like all those things too. 

 

I prefer to be a little more direct when describing my love of food.  I'm not a "foodie", I'm "obsessed with food".  Big difference, little word.

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Money Saver - Save Yo' Cart

I have recently discovered some money saving tips.  Allow me to share.

 

Did you know that a lot of companies, in an effort to make you come back and buy an item you were previously considering, will end up offering you a discount on your shopping cart after a few days?

 

It's not a likely tactic for those that want the instant gratification of their order being processed (hello, self), but if you have a little patience you just might save 10-15% on something you at least liked enough to put in your cart in the first place.

 

 

 

This has happened to me with Zazzle.com, BallardDesigns.Com, and Potterybarn.com to name a few.  Go ahead, try it!

 

It's kind of like those Google Ads you see online that magically happen to advertise your most favorite things.  It's not a coincidence.  The computer can read your mind!

RaceDiva

This is a sure-fire way to get caught speeding.  Not only because you are telling any nearby police officers that you like to race, but also because you WERE speeding.  By a lot.  In broad daylight.  In a topless vehicle in mid-December.

 

Not that I don't respect the fact that you're a diva.  Heaven knows I do.  But sometimes you have to keep a low profile to to be a true diva.  When it comes to safety and traffic tickets, less really is more.

The Hobbs Lobbs

Recently a Hobby Lobby came to a shopping center very near my house.  I thought I'd never go because a) I had no earthly idea what it was and b) I have no true "hobbies" as it pertains to crafts and chotchkies.

 

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Well flash forward 1 month and I've:

 

- Said the words Hobby Lobby more times than any human should

- Been to the store at least 10 times for a wide variety of items

- Saved over $50 because of their unbelievable sales

- Had a 40% off coupon rejected at check out because my items were already on mega sale

- Felt like the biggest red neck ever for using a reejed coupon at a place called Hobby Lobby

 

But I can't stress it enough.  Go there for all of your random needs.  You need a wreath?  They have a variety of faux decor and it's all 1/2 off.

 

Still wrapping presents?  Hobby Lobby has bags, wrapping paper, tissues, and bows.  Also 1/2 off. 

 

Mirrors?  Check!

 

Cheez Its at check out to keep your kids entertained?  Check!

 

Knobs in all styles and shades?  Check!

 

This embodiment of redneckery?  Check!

 

 

 

They've got it all and it's all on sale.  The only that abounds more than fake flowers and knick knacks are the mom jeans and mullets.  And, ladies, that's just fine by me.  (Take a virtual tour here if you don't believe me).  But seriously, just try saying, "I'm going to the Hobby Lobby" and not feeling like a huge redneck.  I say it's not possible.

 

I also say with sales like these I don't give a damn!

Yule Tide Mariah

Real Talk.  This video is brilliant for a number of reasons. 

 

 

 

How can you go wrong with fundamental classroom instruments, Jimmy Fallon, cute kids, and the motha freakin' Roots band?!  Answer: You can't.

 

But the #1 reason why this video is the end all be all of Yuletide merriment is because it showcases the sheer vocal prodigy that is Mariah Carey.  Only the original MC can stand along like this and still sound like an angel we have heard on high.

 

For real y'all.  You will never see Britney Spears or Miley Cyrus going straight acapella on an ORIGINAL chart topping Christmas song.  It just doesn't happen.  Unless you're Mariah Carey.  In which case thank you ma'am for blessing my ears and the Christmas season with the best Christmas song of all time.  #2 being the ever soulful Silent Night by the Temptations.  Can a sista' get a baritone in here!?

 

 

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