December 04, 2013

Spare Change is More than Just a Homeless Man Roaming Franklin Street

I've probably written about this before, but it continues to confound me so I must go on.
 
What is up with vendors/retailers assuming they can keep your small change!?  This happens to me all the time.  The total for a gas station drink is like $1.99.  I give the guy $2.  They say, "Have a nice day."
 
I walk to my car then say, "WTF, where is my penny bitch?"
 
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But the other day this happened to me with a 2 cent situation at Dunkin Donuts and that was just too much.  How can someone just assume I don't want my 2 cents?!
 
If this happens to me 10 times a year, which I think is a fair estimate, that's a possible $0.10-0.20 hard earned cents that I'm simply not being offered back.  I could buy a mini York Peppermint Patty from the impulse jar with that kind of money!
 
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I know this isn't big money, but the value of being offered back my own money is priceless.  Less is more, only when it doesn't apply to my change.  In which case I want that money back mother f*ckers!

2 comments:

  1. SOMEBOTTY TRYN TA TAKE FROM YOU? YOU GOTSTA GET UP IN THAT ASS, DIVA. OPEN THE ASSHOLE UP. THROW IT WIDE ASS OPEN. LET THE LIGHT IN. THROW SOME FUKN SNICKERS BARS ON THE BAR. STOMP EM IN THE CARPET. PUT THE DIRTY NEWSPAPERS ON THE WALLS. DONT LET THEM TAKE FROM YOU.

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  2. Tookie's back!!!! Oh Happy Day! As always, thanks for the brilliant advice.

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