February 27, 2013

Is the Doctor in?

Recently I had the distinct pleasure forced experience of watching the Dr. Oz show at the gym.  I always wonder who sets those TVs to these ridiculous shows.  Anyway...

The episode that aired that day was nothing short of horrifying.  The title of the episode was "Dr. Oz Answers Your Most Awkward Questions of All Time!" and the awkward questions involved the following topics:

1)  Butt acne
2) Jog-gasms
3) Excessive sweating
4) Being asked when you are due when you are not even pregnant

People, Google exists for a reason.  You can figure out everything you need to know about why you have zits on your butt and why light cardio makes you randy.  You do not need to go on national television to announce this to Dr. Oz and shame your family name forever.

Any what to do about that last issue seems pretty simple.  Eat less cheeseburgers.

What all the awkwardness here: Dr. Oz Answers Your Most Awkward Questions of All Time!

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