February 26, 2013


I love how Subway is touting their February Footlong special as "The Biggest Footlong Event of the Year".

First of all, don't feel too special.  I'm pretty that's also the only Footlong Event of the Year.

Second of all, it's only February.  The year just started.

I hope I never win that contest.  I need a lifetime of endless footlong sandwiches like I need a whole in my Spanx.

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