August 31, 2012

Photo Sesh

Finally!  An affordable way to capture my fat ass for all eternity.

Continuing to blow my mind week after week, Living Social is now offering a 90-Minute Boudoir Photo Session with a local photographer. 
I'm sorry, but 90 minutes?  How big is your damn boudoir?  I'd need 5 minutes flat to mount the bed, strike my trademark tiger pose, then tell that photog to get to gettin'. 
This body needs not be photographed.
That would be so awesome to give this to someone as a Christmas present, watch them react in horror, then actually go through with the shoot just because they feel too guilty to tell you they hate it.  It's never to early to start shopping for the holidays!

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