August 21, 2012

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny 3D Printed-Out Bikini

Will wonders never cease?  I just read an "article" about a bathing suit that you can print on your 3D printer.  Because...people were asking for that I guess?

Check out the article here.

Anyway, I just thought I should point out a few of the obvious flaws of this bikini, besides being totally unattractive.

First, you can see right smack dab through the bottoms.  Unless you can also print coupons for free laser hair removal on that 3D printer, you might just want to go to Target and get a non-ridiculous bathing suit for $20.

Second, the length of the straps on the top make the model's boobs like they are about to fall into her belly button.  That's not what any girl wants, so might I suggest switching to Letter size instead of Legal size paper?  Shorter straps could really perk this whole situation up.

The good news is that it's waterproof.  The bad news is...everything else.

I really wish people this creative could learn to use their powers for good, instead of evil.

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