August 23, 2012

D-List Celebs Make Me Giggle

I can't really explain why, but this is really funny to me.  Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger and Singer Avril Lavigne are engaged.
The only thing I've heard of in the last few years that can even begin to compare to this in level of randomness is when Benicio del Toro and Kimberly Stewart announced that they were having a baby together.
It's hard to say what is the most alarming about this story.  Is it:
A) The fact that they refer to Chad Kroeger as a "Rocker"?
B) That a 27 year old is engaged to be married for the second time to someone 10 years older than her that she's only been dating for 6 months?  (How can that not last??)
C) That any girl in the world, ever, would want to be intimate with a man with that facial hair?  (Which, shockingly, is actually better than it used to be.  See below.)

Either way I'm sure it will get a People magazine cover.  So the next time I ask what is wrong with our country, remind me to site this as Exhibit A.

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