September 10, 2010

Not So Funny, or Tasty

Not that anyone ever asked, but I am going to start doing some product reviews to save future divas from buying inferior products and to encourage them to spend all of their money on awesome ones.

I can proudly say that I am one of the elite few who have tried all of the new Laughing Cow cheeses, including Light Blue Cheese, Light Mozzarella, Sun-Dried Tomato, & Basil, and Light Queso Fresco and Chipotle.

Verdict = Stick with the originals because the new flavors taste like nothing. Except for the blue cheese, which tastes like blue cheese, which tastes like poo if you ask me.

I had high hopes for these little 35 calorie dreamboats when I purchased them, with visions of creamy crackers smeared in the Light Mozzarella, etc. flavor, and latin american dreams of a chipotle inspired sandwich situation.

Alas, I got nothing. The Light Chipotle only has a taste about 30 seconds after you eat it. And call me high maintenance, but I actually like to taste things when I eat them.

The Mozzarella is just a waste of packaging. If anything it just masked the delicious taste of my cracker with its blandness.

So, ladies and gents, I highly suggest you stick with the creamy Light Swiss, the decadent Light French Onion, and the flavor packed Light Garlic and Herb.

Because like songs, boobs, and books turned into movies, the original is always better.

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