Why does this make me laugh so hard every time?

It's like one word: "I may be smalloooowooo!"

It makes me giggle.

Don't Be Tardy

Yesterday I got on the couch to watch the first episode of Kim Zolciak's "Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding".  Brilliant, by the way.

Grant kept giving me the dirtiest look like I was CRAZY for getting excited for this.  Which I probably am, but that is an entirely different story. 

I finally asked him why he was being so strict because he watches shows about people voluntarily getting stuck in the woods for a month.  This was just standard trash for me.

As it turns out, he misread the abbreviated title on the DVR as "Don't Be a Tard" and assumed I was just a really bad person.

Sure, considering content maybe the titles could be interchangeable.  But give a girl some credit.  I would never, ever watch a show called "Don't Be a Tard".  Unless of course Kim Zolciak was in it!!  Then it'd record it every week. :)

By the by, how is that woman pregnant again already!?  She is one fertile myrtle!

Stop, Hammertime!

Reason #4,596 why I would never want to be famous/on Television. People can catch you like this:

I wasn't even trying to stop the TV on a funny moment, I just lucked out with this heinousness when I went to get more ice.

Man, I love me some Kim Zolciak!

Call the police

Someone stole half of Nene Leakes's nose.

In fact, maybe 3/4.

Man I can't wait for the next season of Real Housewives of Atlanta.

This season is going to be GOOD! And apparently a little nasally.

Drinking Game du jour

Just in time for the weekend!!! Inspired by the wonderful, the classy, and the talented Real Housewives of Atlanta, I have come up with a new drinking game. Everytime one of those crazy@$$ beotches says the word "tardy", "for", or "the party", drink up. If you have seen even one episode of the show you will know this shiz will get you crunked up.