Along the Watchtower

Yesterday I was sitting at my desk minding my own beeswax when one of many disobeyers of the "NO SOLICITING" sign walked into our office.

She told me her name and that she was "calling on local businesses" and then she gave me some magazines.  I got excited...for about half a second.

I'm sorry, Paula, but don't walk in all normal like you are going to give me a bunch of coupons or the Wilmington's Guide to Awesomeness and Fun and then give me this:

 

You can never be too prepared!   For paranoia and asteroids.

 

 

This baby is from 2005.  Thanks for the old, hypothetical question that can't be answered.  I needed more of those in my life.

Doubtful

 

 

Soooo specific

 

 

Used!  And also from 2005.

 

 

First of all, I didn't even know this was an OK question to ask.

 

Second of all, judging by the first sentence inside the magazine, the answer, according to the Jehovah's Kingdom, is a resounding NO.

 

Dayum!  Tell me what you really think.

Paula, next time, unless you have coupons for free burritos somewhere, save your paper, save your cardio up the steps, and save your time! We're not buying any crazy today!

NOse Ring

Last night on the news I saw something icky. It was a story about a girl somewhere around these parts that was suspended from school for wearing a nose ring, which is against school rules.
She was suspended 3 times by the school and still refused to take out the nose ring. Apparently her reason for why she should be allowed to break the rules with the rose ring is because she is part of the Church of Body Modification.

That is a real thing. Check out their website here at your own risk.

I do not understand how this is a “Church” in any way and not just a congregation of tattoo and piercing addicts, but they have a website and won the lawsuit regarding the nose-ring girl, so I guess it’s for real.

Other really redeeming qualities about the Church, besides the fact that they get surgeries to split their tongues in half and make their ears into little horns, is the fact that they accept Corporate Sponsorships. Just way God and the disciples intended.