I finally got my badge of honor as a mother.
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No, I'm not talking about your hair falling out, your belly button looking more like an elephant's anus than a navel orange, or jet black circles under your eyes. Been there, done that.
I'm talking about the petite frontal mohawk that almost every formerly pregnant person I know gets about 9-12 months after having a child.
I'm just adding this to the list of side effects of having a baby. Of course, it is all worth it. But I won't mind when I start feeling less like a page out of a biology book and more like just a regular person.
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