U.S.A.

It drives me crazy when people don't walk on the right side of the sidewalk. And by right, I mean right, AND correct.

Just because you stop driving on the road and start walking on the sidewalk, it doesn't mean we stop being in America!

Right side of the road. Right side of the sidewalk.

Simple. Correct. American.

Undivalike Conduct

I went to another basketball game last night and rediscovered one of my all time hates...the "AIR BALL" chant.

The reason why I hate this chant is 3-fold.

1) It's not nice

2) We are all only human, give a player a break

3) (and this is most important) It's just not clever at all

If you really want to make them feel bad, be ironic or something. The AIR BALL chant is like if I tripped on the sidewalk and henceforth everyone chanted "trip, trip trip" when I did anything. That really is so unoriginal that I wouldn't even be offended.

Instead of chanting nonsense at an opponent that already has no chance at winning, just focus on the positive and cheer for your own team. Because when it comes down to it, they are all better at basketball then you anyway.

Strange Days

Well, today should be interesting...

It's approximately 8:23AM in my neck of the woods and I have already seen the following on my walk to work:

1) A girl passed out on the sidewalk covered in umbrellas.

Don't worry she was being attented to by several police officers. It just did not look very comforting to be unconscious, on the ground, in the rain, covered my metal/fabric sticks. I guess that's the only choice when you are waiting for backup!?

2) A sign for a "Lost Palm Tree". Reward included.

Hooray for wierd days!

Hippity Humpity Hump Day!