Lil Sexy Wordsmith

Yesterday I got an invitation to play Words With Friends from someone with the WWF handle "lil sexy bitch".  Naturally, I accepted.

 

 

 

So now every time she makes a move I get a notification that pops up that says "Your Move with lil sexy bitch!". 

 

 

 

As long as this never pops up while my phone is unattended or in front of anyone whose respect I need at all, then this is going to be a really fun game of Words With Friends. 

 

Also, mad props lil sexy bitch for coming out hot with the word "lotion" on your first play. 

Stick Seeking Stick

Recent spotting on the highway:



Seeking a loving stick figure to care for my 2 boys, 1 alien baby, and puppy

This broken home of stick figures reminds me of my all-time favorite Words With Friends opponent.  We have been playing each other for about a year, and until last month, her WWF handle was ProudMomma'n'LovinWifey.  Then suddenly, mid-game, she became ProudMomma'n'LovinSon. 

 

Me thinks my scrabble buddy has a broken heart.  But not a broken pointer finger!  That's good news for my games at least.

To Whom It May Concern:

To all my Friends...From Words With Friends - I have not abandoned you or our heated battles of lettered tiles.  I am simply on a trip OOTC (out of the country) and cannot respond to your bubbly requests for retaliation.

I'll be back Monday, August 6 so prepare to be grammatically dominated once again...assuming English hasn't suddenly become my second language on my 10 day trip.  And assuming you aren't one of the people who has previously beaten me by over 300 points.  You, I will not be playing with again!