Non-Orthopeadic Like Woah

I want to bitch slap this idea.  Front-heeled Shoes

The article says these shoes are "scary beautiful".

 

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The writer of this here article says these are scary stupid.  The style of these shoes and the angle of the dangle of the person wearing them reminds me so much of livestock I can't even stand it, or explain it.

 

While I'm sure Lady Gaga will be all over these babies, I for one will not be joining the trend.  I will also desperately have to resist the urge to trip any person I might see wearing these insane shoes, because you know shit ain't stable.

 

I implore you to watch the video on the bottom of this article.  Homegirl looks like she has a cattle prod up her ass. 

 

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No thanks!  I think I'll stick with my flip flops and tennis!

 

Stupid Criminals Innocents

I just went on a walk and didn't lock the door to my house, because no one really comes around these here parts. But just to be safe, I hid my wedding ring between my computer and iPad because my fingers get all kinds of swolled up when I'm walking in the heat.

It wasn't until mid-walk that I realized how stupid that was. Because if a robber did somehow manage to find our house and rob us, of course they would never think to look between the iPad and the computer, right?

I've only been gone from the workforce for one week and I'm already getting stupid. Oh well! It's still way more fun!