PB Bounty

I hope everyone had a happy Easter! Do you know what Easter means to me? REESE'S Peanut Butter EGGS!!!!!

What really makes this candy a shining star, which I talked about at length with the cashier at Rite Aid yesterday, is the perfect ratio of Peanut Butter to Chocolate.

Sure, I love a traditional Reese's. But when the peanut butter is that good, I don't want large layers of chocolate thwarting my path to peanut butter ecstacy. The eggs have it all right.

Less chocolate coating, larger surface area, and 90:10 peanut butter to chocolate ratio. It doesn't get much better than that.

It's a saving grace these things aren't available year round. I had my one yearly allowance of PB Egg yesterday and it was simply glorious!

Boo. Hoo.

Happy Day After Halloween. Did you dress up?

I went as a girl who accidentally got high from chemical fumes while her bathtubs were being reglazed and she was stuck at home all day. Then I changed into a costume of a girl that got mad at the grip of kids that showed up at my door, at 5pm, dressed as NOTHING, and took 99% of all of the candy I bought.

Granted, it was a rookie mistake to let kids grab instead of doing a bag drop (I am new at passing out candy), but still. One kid told me he was a spy kid. We was just wearing a wind breaker. Another told me he was a snake and was wearing no costume whatsoever. Don’t spit in my face and tell me it’s raining. And for damn sure don’t steal all my Reese’s cups.

I know kids just want nice candy, but at least dress up as SOMETHING! Seriously, even bring a pencil and tell me you’re a writer. None of this windbreaker, spy kid crap.

I hate Halloween. But mostly I just hate my inability to not binge on candy.