Just Sayin'...

Taylor Armstrong might as well not have top teeth. Her upper lip is soo big and fake that you cannot see her top teeth about 99% of the time.

Which is a shame, because when you actually can see them you can tell they are very straight! What a waste of perfectly good orthodontics. I vote that she take that lip implant out! Let's start a petition. Who's with me!?

I's Mad at You

Has anyone else noticed how on all the Real Housewives shows they all refer to their relationships like, "Russell and I's relationship..."

It's "MY" relationship.

If you take Russell or Nene or whoever out of the equation, then you are just left with "I's relationship". And that is just stupid.

Here's a thought: Save the money you were going to spend on your next round of botox and go to grammar school! Nobody likes a trout pout attached to a stupid brain!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Hair Scare

What is going on with Adrienne Maloof's "hair tinsel"?

She seems almost semi-normal, aside from her blatant husband-hating on the show. So I am shocked and disappointed to see her wear this ridiculous bling in her hair week after week.

Hopefully by next season someone will have sent her an anonymous letter letting her know that just plan old hair extensions all by themselves are fine. No need to add fake gold crap as well.

To read more about the phenomenon, go here: http://www.wetpaint.com/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/articles/adriennes-hair-tasteful-or-tacky