Quote of the Day

"Oh yeah? Well I think stretch pants are appalling but I'm too much of a lady to say anything, fat-ass!"

Quote of the Day

"To quote Morgan Freeman in just about any movie, 'You shoulda listened to me, white girl.'"

Worst new phrase of 2010

"You do you. I'ma do me."

What does that even mean?!

Let's squash that in 2011 folks.

Quote of the Day

"I've been on dasher, on dancer, on prancer, on vixen, on comet, on cupid, on donner, ... but not on blitzen, he likes to watch ok."

Quote of the Day

"You're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore, that's why we're soul mates!"

Quote of the Day

"I realized when you said I was a talented singer/actor...you didn't say dancer.."

Quote of the Day

"I'm gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off."

Quote of the Day

"God made you in his image and I'm sure he doesn't regret it... that much."

Quote of the Day

"I can't look and listen at the same time. I'm not some robot from the future."

Quote of the Day

"That's your laugh? Sounds like a squirrel orgy."

Quote of the Day

"Oh....my.....CHER!"

Quote of the Day

"I'm too tired to slap you, bash your face against my palm."

Quote of the Day

"A magician, like a prostitute, never reveals her tricks."

Quote of the Day

"Excuse me, mink trumps felt!"

Quote of the Day

"I don't know... do something? That sounds complicated."

Quote of the Day

"Well look who it is. The worst thing to happen to gay culture since straight people started dressing gay."

Quote of the Day

"In native american mythology the refridgerator is the portal to fat dead people."

Quote of the Day

"By your inflection I can tell that you think what you're saying is funny, but... No."

Quote of the Day

"Sweetie, Baby, Cookie, Honey...What you're selling, I ain't buyin!"

Quote of the Day

"Hello! Reason we're friends!"