This is not a test

Today I made my first "Honey Do" list for my husband.

He's out of school now and has a few days with nothing to do. I cannot wait to see how this goes over.

I predict foul weather ahead. But hey, if homeboy is at home watching TV and I'm at work making that money, I think I'm justified in asking him to clean the toilet...and the kitchen...and the bathroom...well, you get the picture.

Can I get an AMEN!?

Ants in my pants...and my kitchen...and my shower

It's getting warmer outside. Do you know what that means?

MOTHER FREAKING ANTS!

It's really grinds my gears when I have to do a deep clean of my kitchen even after I so much as pour a cup of lemon infused water, just because these damned ants can't keep it in their pants!

I hope we don't have a repeat of the ant horror of last year. Read about it here. I can't afford another microwave!

What is wrong with this picture?

Look at me! I'm stupid and don't work properly!

You might want me to go to 78 degrees, but I'm going

to stay at 59 because I'm a little bitch!

Housekeeping Items

I don't believe people who say they don't like Ranch dressing.

I believe that you might be really health conscious and not want to eat it.

I believe that the ingredients might gross you out.

But I do NOT believe that you don't like, like Ranch dressing.

People who say this are liars, and should be given copious amounts of Ranch dressing for every major holiday.

And, yes, that is a ranch dressing fountain pictured above.