Spam Fail

Out of all of the ridiculous fake email subjects I've seen in my SPAM folder, this one takes the cake for the least appealing.

You're not even promising to make my penis bigger?  And, hello, do you see that I also just came into $950,000.00 from Dr. Mrs.Jessica Iwoego?  Good luck competing with that "Elizabeth". 

You better find someone else to help you cheat on your husband!  I'm going to be busy spending my western union money from the great Dr. Mrs.

SPAM I AM

I just got a SPAM email in my regular email with the subject "I accidentally bought a meth lab".

 

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Spamers, be advised, if you are going to try to give me a virus through my personal email, at least title it something I'll at least kind of believe, like LOCAL ASIAN SINGLES!  I get that one a lot too.