March 01, 2013

Pin

I wanted to put this little creation on Pinterest and apparently it has to come from a website, so I'm killing two birds with one post.
 
I was bored out my damn mind last Saturday and came up with what I thought was a clever use of Old Bay for a Bloody Mary bar. 
 
First, place a lot of Old Bay on a small plate and use it to rim your Bloody Mary glasses, in the same vein as you would salt a margarita glass.  Only this version will make your lips tingle until the point that they are pretty much numb.
 
 
 
Second, spread out the remainder of the Old Bay in an even layer and carve your school's letter/logo out of it.
 
 
Go Heels!
 
There you have it, just in time for the weekend!

October 30, 2012

Missing Cookie

Recently my sister brought up a very good point after repinning a recipe for "Skinny Oreo Cookies and Cream Milkshake".
 
You can find the recipe here.  In that recipe you will notice that it calls for 2 1/2 Reduced Fat Oreo Cookies...Houston, we have a problem.  What is going to happen with the other 22 cookies in that pack?
 
People who look for "skinny" milkshake recipes aren't exactly the same people that can refrain from devouring the entire remainder of the cookie source.
 
 
That's the problem with Pinterest.  It's so inspiring but so unrealistic.  That's why I recently changed my Pinterest "about me" description to read:
 
Pinterest is a virtual interpretation of Skee-Lo's "I Wish". But in this case I wish I was a little bit richer, I wish I was craftier, I wish I had a stylist, if I did I would call her.

 

February 28, 2012

This Just In: The Internet is not private



Do you think it's possible that some people really don't know that Pinterest is a PUBLIC form?



I haven't figured out how in the hell to operate Pinterest, but I certainly figured out that it is public when it initially invited over 300 of my facebook friends to view my boards just because I signed up. This includes total randos that I haven't talked to since middle school. How do you pin "Awkwardness"?



Yet people continue to post really personal dream boards to Pinterest like it's their own secret garden. I personally know at least 2 people who ARE NOT EVEN ENGAGED that have extensive "Wedding" boards and post to them on the reg.



Homegirls, we can see this! It looks desparate! Keep your ivory and lace dreams to yourself at least until he puts a ring on it!



I was actually with a girl once when we broke the news to her that people could see her wedding boards. (Said girl was not engaged at the time). Her reaction was amazing, "Wait! People can actually see this?!? AAAAH! Someone give me a computer right now to delete that stuff!"


Just wanted to let you know ladies, if it's on the World Wide Web, we can see it. Which means so can your boyfriend, and he's probably very, very afraid.