U.S.A.

It drives me crazy when people don't walk on the right side of the sidewalk. And by right, I mean right, AND correct.

Just because you stop driving on the road and start walking on the sidewalk, it doesn't mean we stop being in America!

Right side of the road. Right side of the sidewalk.

Simple. Correct. American.

Celeb Sightings

Have any of y'all seen lots of celebrities before?

My list of celebrity sightings reads like a Who's Who of Who Cares.

The list includes the following D-listers, with the exception of Julius Peppers (who I also touched on the shouler):

- Frank and Kathy Lee Gifford

- The girls from Clueless (the TV show, not the movie)

- Chris Hardwick

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

- Lisa Ling

- Alan Jackson (who is pretty cool actually)

- Bill Russell

- Jimmy Dean

- And I saw Paul Rudd, who I LOOOOVE!

Lame. Sauce.

I seriously couldn't hand pick a less divalicious crowd.

Hopefully I can change all that tomorrow night :)

Petite Pressure

Last night I undertook the daunting task of buying my first clutch purse.

It seriously was nervewracking. I have to wear it my big event tomorrow night and I still don't know if I am going to look like an idiot or a fashionista.

Since I didn't have anyone with me to help make a decision, I don't know if I made a hit or a miss.

The fact that I got it from J.C. Penny for $11, makes me think it's a MISS.

But the fact that it was the only clutch under $100 that didn't look like it was spray painted by Jessica McClintock herself, gives me hope that I can pull this teeny tiny purse off!

Wish me luck!!

Emergency!!!

Sometimes people just don't use words right.

For instance, I use the word "devastation" way too much in non-serious situations, thus rendering the word useless in scenarios that actually are devastating.

Same thing happened with the word "emergency" one time in DC. I was at a bar with a couple of friends and a couple of people that I had just met.

One of the latter, a gentleman drinker of Tom Collins, was getting really impatient for his next drink. He rudely snapped over the waiter and hurriedly asked for an "emergency drink". WTF?!?! What is the emergency? That you're an alcoholic?

The use of this word is one part WRONG and 3 parts soooooo obnoxious. And probably a dash of spit from the offended waiter.

But, since the word no longer has a perfect record, I'm going to overdramatize it again.

Today I'm getting an emergency pedicure! It's an emergency because I need it for this weekend for a very special event I'm going to (celeb sightings might be involved).

And it's an emergency because I have to get there before 7pm and after the gym!

Sometimes life is just more fun when you are devastatingly dramatic!

Quote of the Day

"Hi Poodle."

Manis and Pedis are not just for humans

It warms my heart to know that even our fellow K-9 Divas are getting the VIP treatment they deserve.

Photo courtesy of CAL.