November 13, 2012

Wolf

I saw this gem in the window display of a vintage store in downtown Wilmington last weekend. 



This is good for a lot of reasons but mainly because it is always wise to have a giant wolf painted on your genitals.  And it's a totally non-form fitting sack of fabric to boot!  This can ensure that your Milkshake will NOT bring all the boys to the yard.  Stay fashionable and celibate this season!

Pair with a dangly-fur cape and you are set for the brutal hipster winters of downtown Wilmington.

 Winning Wolfing!

 

November 09, 2012

Dump that

Do you think I should have called the police?  I saw this on the back of a dump truck.
 
 
 
Surely there's a better way to word this.  Surely.