October 15, 2013

Lulu Hooha

 
Well if you didn't ever get that memo than you are not unlike the two ladies I've seen in the last few months in yoga and pure barre...whose entire lady bits I am now intimately familiar with after having them placed, in a variety of toning positions, right in my face for an hour each respectively.
 
I would totally tell a friend.  Even a casual acquaintance.  But it's just too damn awkward to tell a total stranger that you can see their complete vagina.  Especially after having not said anything for the entire hour before. 
 
Lulu Lemon, maybe do some fitness ladies a solid and re-release that announcement?  Clearly there are a few among us who missed it the first time!
 
 

June 10, 2013

Just, no

I saw this yesterday, on the high holy day, after getting my butt lifted, toned, burned, and handed to me at Pure Barre.  I had to muster all the strength left in my shaking legs to get in the opposite lane I needed to be in to snap this pic at the red light:
 
Women Love Me, Fish Fear Me!!
Fish Naked
That's What She Said
Part of me hopes this is a joke, because it makes no sense.  A play on words is only as good as the words that exist before it.  Which in this case, is not the case.
 
The other, more redneck part of me, really likes the gusto with which this truck driver just went for it with rapid fire succession of expressions that reflect his love for fishing and unoriginality. 
 
And that last little part of me is just really, really sore from Pure Barre.