My Own Lil' Honey Badgers

Besides the Honey Badger, you know who else doesn't give a f^ck?

The deer by my parents beach house. They run rampant.


And they aren't the timid type of deer that run away when they see you driving up or walking by. They are the type that are like, "Excuuuuuuse me. Why are you messing with me while I'm eating your plants and your vegetable garden....How Rude!"

They typically travel in a pack of 9-ish, and they are not scared to run right in front of your car, so if you come visit me this summer, drive slow!

Poopy Head

I had a bird poop on my head for the first time last weekend and I got SO excited.

Allow me to explain...It was the family reunion in MD I've mentioned a bunch of times and I was missing my sister like woah.

This poop-on-head made me laugh so hard because it was like my sister was there in spirit. See, she has been pooped on over 5 times by birds. It's like she was put on this Earth to get shat on by birds, and I am sure she has set some sort of world record.

She's pretty much a jack-of-all-trades. And of course being the fancy lady that she is, my mom said it wasn't that bad and that I could probably "just brush it out."

We are SO sophisticated.

K9 Diva

It's a bird...It's a dog...No it's SUPER diva!

This is my dog-in-law. She is the definition of a diva. She is one of those awesome dogs that not only doesn't require lots of walks and pee breaks, but actually dislikes being outside. And of course she doesn't bark!

She also has the ability to relax so hard that she looks more like a cotton ball than a living creature. See proof above! That little black spot in the middle is her nose.

She stayed with us last night. We watched the Real Housewives of Atlanta and drank wine, the way divas do.