Low Note

Hey Glee, every jazz dance I did in my pre-teens called. They want their jazz boots back.

Also, those original songs t'were not the best. The last one reminded me of something Aqua would sing.

Jazz hands!

A little bitter lower now

Even though my BFF Matt Morrison didn't get any singing time on last night's episode of Glee, I do find that the quality of the show has improved a lot since the disappointing premiere in April.

However, one thing I find to be a constant in this season, y que no es bueno, is that "Finn" looks like he's being water-boarded everytime he sings.

Oh! The pain!

Sweetie, if it hurts that bad to hit the high notes, just keep it low. Ain't nothing wrong with a little male alto.

Source

Lots of pressure on Tuesday night TV

If Kate Gosselin doesn't get the boot from Dancing With the Stars tonight, I don't even know what I'm going to do.

I would enjoy watching paint dry more than watching her dance in her soulless robotic fashion.

And I would definitely enjoy listening to nails on a chalkboard more than her monotone bitch voice during rehearsals.

On a similar note, I am praying that Glee improves this season, because I was none too pleased with the season premiere. I thought it lacked lust, good dance routines, and the traditional extra hour that is usually given to a hugely anticipated premiere.

Was anyone else out there disappointed with the Glee premiere?

You might as well take a sick day tomorrow...

if you plan on participating in this Glee drinking game.

You must drink every time…
- Sue says something that would create a lawsuit in a real workplace. So, basically chug whenever she speaks.
- Rachel wears argyle anything.
- Anyone mentions pregnancy. Yes, even the fake one.
- Someone gets slushied. (This applies to recaps.)
- Finn wears sports paraphernalia.
- Mercedes out-sings Rachel. Double down if the scene gives you goosebumps.
- Kurt talks about fashion. Or Lady Gaga.
- Anyone points out that Vocal Adrenaline is scary good.
- Finn and Puck glare at each other.
- We’re reminded of Emma’s intense germophobia.
- Artie wears a sweater vest.
- Puck talks about sex.
- Tina speaks. Wait, that never happens. Just drink anytime that Tina is in the frame.
- Quinn reminisces about her days as a Cheerio.
- The guy whose name I don’t know because all he does is dance, dances.

I would play if I had an opponent, but sadly I will be tuning in to this masterpiece alone tonight. Although, if I get really lonely I could always call my friends Pinot and Grigio to come play :) They are always there for me.

Weeeeee for Gleeeeee

Tonight's the big night!!

Check out the preview here and get pumped for 3 of my favorite things:

* Singing

* Dancing

* Love stories

Oh my!!